“I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like!” ~ Freddie Mercury on bicycles

"It's life, Gym, but not as we know it"

Chapter 9 - How to use a knife...


Throughout the early years of the game, players commonly used rabbits for the ball, however this turned out to be a bad idea as the rabbits often ran away from the players trying to kick them, turning football into more of a chasing game than a scoring game. The idea of using shot rabbits also backfired as players did not appreciate the blood ruining their kits. Since then scientists have been constantly researched new ideas for the footballs including kittens, pumpkins and pokéballs for eventually settling on a ball shaped piece of metal, covered in small pieces of human skin stitched together. Skin has since been substituted with leather to suit the needs of vegetarians.

Boats are 4-dimensional objects designed for suspending water on objects for finite periods of time (usually 2 days) without sinking


“I once bumped into a street light, it was very tall and bright!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Street Lights

Water can be used as acid to destroy aliens as demonstrated by Mel Gibsons Brother in that movie. You know, the one with the corn field and stuff.

“I say, how are you ever supposed

to throw the ball with your foot?! ~ Brit on Football

Where did all the flowers go?

The Cat is an immortal animal first invented by the Egyptians.

Children once ruled the world

sky is the limit

Ice is an improved, portable version of water.

Common games are five-card draw, seven-card stud, Russian poker (a gun is used in place of cards), Alaska give 'em, and Texas hold 'em.

In Soviet Russia, card pokes YOU!

In the beginning there was nothing.
Then God said, "Let there be light," and there was
still nothing, but you could see it.

emotions in motion

Greeks use boats to transports their drugs to Native Americans.

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!"

And baby birds are called bees.

I never realised that I was that popular with children！

And i shall welcome you, my friend!

The best candy is the kind that you acquire from strangers, of course!

weaver in progress

“I love Lamp”

~ Brick Tamland on Lamps